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Grand Rapids, MI
USA

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Since 2015, That's Unfortunate has been the world's leading source of small-batch fortune cookies. Each of our Signature Collections features a unique farm-to-stomach recipe consisting of locally purchased ingredients and artisanal joy, hand-crafted with the love you were denied as a child. Join the revolution, and make your life better one cookie at a time. #Blessed.

 

We are the world's leading source of pastry-based messaging. Got something to say? Consider That's Unfortunate for:
- Marriage proposals
- Paternity test results
- The unburdening of shameful secrets

- Apologies
- Jury verdict delivery
- Coming out to your parents
- Eviction notices
- Unconventional sexual requests
- The initiation of divorce proceedings


We also create custom cookies for special events, such as:
- Weddings
- Graduation parties
- Funerals permeated by unspoken relief
- Seances

- Bar AND bat mitzvahs
- Any damn thing you want, really