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Who said it: Donald Trump or Tommy Wiseau?

Chris Andrus

You are tearing me apart!

You are tearing me apart!

Over the weekend, That's Unfortunate was delighted to provide fortune cookies for a group of friends who were enjoying a wine-enhanced screening of the cult film "The Room," which is commonly knowns as "the 'Citizen Kane' of bad movies." The fortunes were favorite lines of nonsensical dialogue from the film, delivered by its writer, director, producer and star, Tommy Wiseau. We noticed that his distinctive syntax was barely distinguishable from the blustery non-sequiturs often uttered by the next President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. Take our Unfortunate quiz and see if you can tell which weird guy said which dumb thing: