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The Prince Collection

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The Prince Collection

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Game, mortality. As we continue to cry in the purple rain, we turn for consolation to the words of Prince himself, whose best-known songs contain the answers to some of life's biggest questions, such as:
- What does it sound like when doves cry? (This)
- Where does one find fruit-colored headwear? (Second-hand store)
- Should one act her age or her shoe size? (Age)
- How many positions can be enjoyed during an above-average one-night stand? (22)

Our exclusive Prince collection takes you further into the Freaky One's vast catalog of timeless wisdom, which is deeper than the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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